1. I’d make a wonderful housewife.
    I’m good at tidying up other
    people’s messes.
    And I can cover my own perfectly,
    with a pretty little apron,
    splattered with paisley and floral print -
    Yes, I’d make an excellent housewife.   

     
    1. girlbrokendown said: I’d make an excellent housewife too, if I didn’t hate people quite so much :/
    2. mobbleberry posted this