Whenever there is a crisis, you will find me - with a feather duster.
It is hereditary I am afraid. Whenever things go to shit, out comes the bleach. Then the anti-bacterial spray, mops, sponges and rubber gloves.
A disaster is announced by the sound of a hoover rampaging its way across the carpet, sucking those poor fibres within an inch of thread bare.
I do it, my Mother does it, and my Grandmother too.
When catastrophe comes calling, we women get cleaning.
I don’t know why we do it. I think it has something to do with the synthetic gleam of a creepily clean house.
We are slobs, make no mistake in that - but when the going gets tough, me and my Mother will polish and buff.