I’m a doe-eyed Minnie Mouse.
But, I’m no longer afraid of your lions roar.
So please, don’t fall on your arse
when I slam this door.
I’m going to turn your mouse traps
against you.
Make you scream, when I shout: ‘BOO!’.
I’am the ruler of skirting boards in this house.
Even if I’m: ‘just a lousy mouse.‘